Yeah but can you imagine:
Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Sorcerer’s Stone
Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Chamber of Secrets
Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Prisoner of Azkaban
Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Goblet of Fire
Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Order of the Pheonix
Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Half-Blood Prince
Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Deathly Hallows
Has a nice ring to it
ACTUAL PROOF I HAD SEX WITH LILY EVANS AND THE PRISONER OF AZKABAN
JAMES WHAT WERE YOU DOING WITH PADFOOT
ACTUALY PROOF I HAD SEX WITH LILY EVANS AND THE HALF-BLOOD PRINCE
NEVERMIND THAT, HE ALSO GOT FREAKY WITH SNAPE.
ACTUAL PROOF THAT I HAD SEX WITH LILY EVANS AND THE ORDER OF THE PHOENIX
THE ENTIRE ORDER OF THE PHOENIX
I HOPE YOU USED PROTECTION
IT’S ON MY DASH AGAIN
BRB DYING OF LAUGHTER
I just realized I’m not a third wheel. They actually have a use.
I’m a seventh wheel which are stupid and useless and utterly worthless.
Stupid and useless and utterly worthless.
Who wants to be my IRL friend
The one that hangs out with me and is there for me when I feel like dying and doesn’t make me feel lonely and has inside jokes and will never ever make me feel stupid and alone
DON’T EVEN FUCKING TALK TO ME ABOUT THE LIBRARY OF ALEXANDRIA
FUCK NOW I’M UPSET
Oh yeah, that tome of history compiled by a Mesopotamian priest on the History of the World, supposedly spanning back 40,000 years of history?
Fucking gone. Gone forever.
#This post is one of those posts that would normally make me roll my eyes#but due to what it’s referencing it actually legitimately makes me feel ridiculously sad
This is how I feel when I take off my skinny jeans.
this is how it feels when i take off my bra
This is how i feel when my human form is ripped to shreds only to reveal my true form of a cecaelian sea witch
I don’t hate Beliebers
I don’t hate Directioners
I don’t hate Whovians
I don’t hate Sherlockians
I don’t hate Potterheads
I don’t hate Twihards
I hate people who are rude
I hate people who send death threats
I hate people who defend what they love even when it’s done wrong
I hate people who aren’t nice
I don’t hate fandoms
I hate rude people, even if they are from my own fandom
While you’re throwing dirt on him from left to right,he’s being the lovely person that he really is.
Something really cute that Lupita Nyong’o does on Instagram is pose her dress, shoes, accessories and awards/memorabilia together. As a Lupita stan and a photographer myself, I could not love this any more than I already do. Way too cute!
I like ABBA…but RENT, baby…
I should NOT be laughing that hard.
I’m always OK until I read the Slytherin one and then I start laughing.
Ru…why. You could have interviewed Roxxxy or Alaska or Queen Alyssa again but instead…
YOU INTERVIEW THIS TROLL
Let’s Play Grand Theft Auto V with Miss Coco Peru
i’m in tears
I am so happy So so happy
i was looking up 80’s slang for reasons and
i am so using this
and you should too
let’s bring it back